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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 756,033 notes
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president-brobama:

 

jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 292,658 notes

daddys-tasty-ginger:

every girl should feel empowered enough to do this.
hell to the yes.

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 66,207 notes

to-hyrule-them-all:

captainbutttouch:

Eat your fucking heart out 

I’m the cutest thing alive 

I LIVE FOR FAT GIRLS IN CROP TOPS DAMMIT NEVER STOP

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 90,212 notes

catsickles:

quality-fucking-ramen:

There’s nothing wrong with being cis, white, and/or male
There’s nothing wrong with NOT being cis, white, and/or male
It’s that simple
Can we stop now

remember!!! its totally okay to be accepted by everyone in society and never have to worry about not having basic human rights!!!! dont let any little trans kid tell you its not okay to not have to worry about your safety ever!!

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 134 notes

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

image

THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 163,848 notes
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 149,106 notes

follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 479,347 notes
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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 4,640 notes

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 185,492 notes

killuangel:

don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 25,394 notes

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 99,391 notes

allthatsparklesiseternal:

mikkithegazette:

skinnyforskinnys:

How gorgeous is this.

Wow.

I’ve been waiting to see this again.

I love this so much. And the illustrations? Beauty. 

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 834,733 notes