but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
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would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
every girl should feel empowered enough to do this.
hell to the yes.
Eat your fucking heart out
I’m the cutest thing alive
I LIVE FOR FAT GIRLS IN CROP TOPS DAMMIT NEVER STOP
There’s nothing wrong with being cis, white, and/or male
There’s nothing wrong with NOT being cis, white, and/or male
It’s that simple
Can we stop now
remember!!! its totally okay to be accepted by everyone in society and never have to worry about not having basic human rights!!!! dont let any little trans kid tell you its not okay to not have to worry about your safety ever!!
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you
don’t you think it’s kind of funny that we have these characters with magical powers that go on incredible adventures and do amazing things and that’s really impressive but after a while we’re like “okay so what if they just owned a coffee shop. imagine them filing their taxes”
cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so
OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE